Dr. Wolf's Warnings to High School Graduates Considering Indiana State University
To all promising high school graduates, be forwarned. Here are my top 10 reasons why you should not attend Indiana State University.
- Larry Bird doesn't even go back there!
- There is an unbearable stench coming from all directions because of the sulfur plant to the north, the paper mill to the south, sewage plant to the west, and the football field to the east.
- ISU football team lost more games last year than the Duquesne Football team has lost in the past 4 years.
- If Tunch would put on a skirt he would be top 5 best looking females at the school
- Nicknamed the Sycamores because of the high number of Sycamore trees in the area, which is great except they made their mascot a fox
- Saturday night favorites include trips to Wal-Mart, and Corning
- Most people are Indianapolis Colts' fans, which is just pathetic
- When asked what the initials I.S.U. stand for, the majority of the students will say "I Screwed Up"
- The cafeteria staff proudly wear their ISU Alumni hats while they are working...
- Read above - do you really need any more reasons?
Dr. Wolf




